Liar, liar, pants on fire …

My kids don’t believe a word I say. Fair enough, I lie through my teeth. I know, I know … trust issues, respect … blah … blah. I can’t help it! *Sometimes (*read – very nearly all of the time), during the non-stop, shit show that is life with children, I lose my freaking mind. The […]

18 signs that you might have enough kids …

There’s nothing quite like a good dose of school holidays to make you assess your life choices #deathbydobbing. I mean, I adore those little dirtbags but man … there’s four of them. FOUR. What was I thinking? Not about logistics, that’s for sure. I’m looking at all of your posts – all of you sensible folk with […]

Andy vs the cyclists

My husband is very mild mannered. Of the two of us, he is the least likely to get frazzled, least likely to get annoyed, least likely to lose his cool. Internet on the fritz? Meh. Cut in front of him in traffic? You’re right mate, in ya go. Weather impeding plans? She’ll be right. Have to work […]